The show starts with a classic moment from October 2013 with Save Ferris, and we spend Sunday morning catching up with Steven Hartman and their distain for the editing process, and we all decide to go mall walking. Marie watched “Legend” and Steven watched “Nightcrawler” and “Dumb and Dumber To” and we take bets on when we will see a junior funk and other sequels. We’re introduced to James Corden, new host of the Late Late show and we talk Walking Dead prequel companion series title and Barry’s iHeartRadio Music Awards shirt selfie. Marie’s going out for a walk, and we’re played out by Miranda Lambert. We’re here because you’re there, thanks.
**NOTE** show is in 2 parts due to technical issue.
Classic Tiffany Granath calls from the old days open the show, then Tiffany joins us from Phoenix and all this talk about heat causes a treacherous computer freeze and reboot; then we hear all about feet, special lotions and daytime tv while Tiff soaks her toes. We get into our new producer’s schedule and whether or not Marie ate the placenta… then reality sets in when Tiffany’s in-laws come to town. Tiff finds dildos on a pest control plant magazine and we uncover some kind of kinky garden sex when gardeningdildos.com is born. Things get hot and steamy when we plan sex, and we’re talking about doing something big in about a month or so. And…. (drumroll…) we get Tiffany on Skype!!!
Show begins with a classic yip yip bit, New Producer Lily won’t sleep and Marie’s cats try to escape so we learn some nifty pet tricks. Tiffany Granath and Steven Hartman updates, too. The garden is growing baby… yeaaah. This week in sport, Zombeavers, this week’s Walking Dead shocking episode and other binge watching, and we end with Van Morrison & Steve Winwood’s new song Fire in the Belly. More updates at thedirtshow.com and MarieLanza.com
Hooray! Shark resistant wet suits have been invented! Marie transplants her favorite resillient flowers she thieved from her sister’s house, the power of social media when you’re having a bad time, free butterflies, in the future 3d printers print people parts, Harrison Ford almost lands, it’s best to be prepared for any kind of obvious disasters, Papa Roach accidentally tweets Barry as a photographer in Germany, tips for when the zombies come and news about The Walking Dead companion series, and how to pretend that you haven’t seen it for the sake of your relationship. Luke Bryan – Like We Ain’t Ever to end the show. Talk to you next time!
We chat about 50 Shades of Grey, Single people problems, the new producer chimes in, and things are growing in the garden. Featuring Elizabeth Meza aka The Barracuda!
Marie’s facebook camera icon disappears, anybody know why? Steve Hartman joins Marie and Barry, Marie does not recommend NOAH, Steven recommends KINGSMEN in theatres and The Queen of Versaillles on dvd; Marie recommends food processing your own baby food; there is a strawberry battle in Barry’s garden, artichokes, cajun food and other dirty dishes, Lady Gaga American Horror Story, #thedress, Leonard Nemoy, and other tv happenings.
Here are the recipes for Hamburger Stew and Asian Grilled Salmon discussed on today’s show! Sorry I don’t have pictures for these.
ASIAN GRILLED SALMON
Salmon – However much you are serving! The dinner I cooked was for 4 people.
For the marinade:
2 tablespoons Dijon mustard (course)
3 tablespoons soy sauce
6 tablespoons good olive oil (I like extra virgin or even avocado oil works)
1/2 teaspoon minced garlic (if you like it, I love it!)
Whisk together the mustard, soy sauce, olive oil, and garlic in a small bowl. Drizzle half of the marinade onto the salmon and allow it to sit for 10 minutes or put in the fridge for the day.
Discard sauce salmon is sitting in. Keep sauce it didn’t touch.
Grill the salmon to your liking. I like mine well done!
When done, put salmon on plate and drizzle the rest of your marinade over fish.
Ground beef – I was feeding 5 and used 3 lbs – The leaner the better of course!
And any veggies you want! I used: Carrots, Onion, Garlic, Red pepper, Yellow pepper, Mushrooms
1 can – Tomato paste (pick your favorite)
1 can – Diced tomatoes. I like anything with garlic or hot peppers in it.
Brown the meat and then drain… get rid of the liquid. It’s yucky fat.
Season meat – I like Tony’s Chachere’s and Cayenne pepper and Oregano
Grill all the veggies
Mix all together and add tomato paste and diced tomatoes to mix
Add beef stock to make “Stewy”
SERVE OVER MASHED POTATOES!
Marie and Barry discuss their latest obsessions. Barry updates on his gardening and Marie talks about her new love for cooking and finding the best deals online. They later discuss favorite TV shows, what’s in the news and more!